Ikalanga language: yours, mine and the gods'

 The reason why I will never stop fighting the Botswana government for their banning of my language, Kalanga, is because the language they would rather have us speak, their language, is just as foreign as, if not more foreign than, the English language. The Setswana language that they have declared a national language at the expense of my language is actually Sumerian language. In contrast Kalanga language is native to humanity because it is the language of the Anunnaki gold miners.

Take the moons of Saturn for example. At least two  of them have Kalanga names - Titan and Enceladus. Titan is ancient script, the final "a" is omitted . The correct pronunciation is Titana, meaning " (we) embarking". In other words the gods embarked on their crafts on Saturn's moon Titan to come to Earth. 

Enceladus starts with the "E" just as Egypt. So I'll write it as "I" just as in Zulu. Enceladus becomes I-nchela-dusa, also written as I-ntjela-dusa. Ku chela means to scoop (water). Ku dusa means "to take out" or to extract. So the name of Saturn's moon Enceladus refers to the high plumes of water splashing from the surface of Enceladus. So, through the medium of Kalanga you can see that the gods reside on Titana, the very cold moon of Saturn. As for the clouds of Titan being methane clouds, in my view that only goes to show that life does not need as much oxygen as we have here on earth to survive.

I am neither a scientist nor a chemist, but I get surprised when people say that cow fart causes green house effect through the gas methane. If methane is such a consequential cause of  the green house effect on earth, how come Titan, where there are seas of liquid methane, and where it rains methane; how come it's so cold there?

It was originally, a Kalanga world

Many Kalanga words are unrecognizable today because ancient script is no longer read as it should. Take the Egyptian capital for example - "Ka-Ilo" which is now written as Cairo. Ilo, also written as "El" was "the lord"; that being the ruling Anunnaki. For some Ilo was Enlil while in Egypt Ilo was Enki. The Kalanga "e" was pronounced as in Russia today - ye. It is for this reason that the name "Mandela" is written correctly, but pronounced incorrectly today. The correct pronunciation is "Mand-ye-la". 

The shepherds of the middle east are incorrectly named today. The word "Bedouin" should be pronounced "Bedhuni". Dhuni in Kalanga is the mortar in which corn/grain is ground. Duni la kuku means Grandma's dhuni. The Bedouin used to make these mortars while they were looking after their flocks. They would then come into the cities when they had sizable stocks of "matuni" (many dhunis) to sell. That's how they were referred to as "Bedhuni".     

Earth's statisticians

 Greeks (Bayela) are more than just measurers. They are enumerators, quantifiers, you name it. Their Kalanga group identity is known as "Haba-ngana" meaning "How many are these ones?" Their core activity of course is "ku yela", meaning "to measure". Names that they give to their kids are usually in line with measuring. Such Kalanga names as Eleni (meaning "do measure"), Ma-ndi-ela (aka Mandela, meaning "you have measured me") are typical Bayela names.

The one thing I find odd is that the Greek alphabet (aka the Kalanga alphabet) does not seem to include the best numerals. The best numerals, if today's widespread use is anything to go by, are the Arabic numerals. I have not been able to figure out why anyone would have numerals that are easier or more suitable for statistics that earth's statisticians.

London - a Kalanga exclamation/statement!

 The English are the workgroup that the Anunnaki assigned to nursing. In Kalanga they are known as Bayengi/Baengi.

The Kalanga infinitive verb "ku dana" means "to call", as in "to call the children in when a storm threatens", or "to call your daughter Marie Antoinette", or for that matter, a search party "calling" out the name of a lost hiker in the forest!.

In a Kalanga-speaking hospital setting, assume that you are the doctor, the expert. At the origin of man the experts were the Anunnaki, of course. If a nurse comes running and says to you "lo ndana", that means "it is calling him/her". The "it" could be the burial hole or the funeral pyre. In other words in such a setting "lo ndana" means "he/she is critically ill".

It is a long shot but I believe that LONDON is a Kalanga exclamation "lo ndana! (ilo gomba kene ilo bibi)".

Moscow - another Kalanga name, I believe!

 Russians are Bakhurutshe; that has been sufficiently established not to warrant too much further explanation, save to say that they are the human workgroup established by the Anunnaki first, to gather tree bark to make ropes with, and ultimately to supervise all gold mining operations. It is for this reason that the Russian word for gold is the original Kalanga name for same - zolota. If you look up the Russian word for gold on the Internet and find "zoloto" don't be alarmed because the final "o" simply expresses the neuter gender of the word, and is pronounced as an "a" anyway!

And so as the mining supervisors, the Bakhurutshe had to enforce discipline among the miners NOT TO NICK/PILFER GOLD. The Kalanga infinitive verb "ku koba" means "to disburse" or "to share out". The phrase "Mu si kobe" means "Do not disburse". The word "Moscow" or "Moskva" is a corruption of the Kalanga phrase "Mu si kobe (zolota)", which phrase means "Do not disburse/share out (gold)".

I welcome any corrections or suggestions by those who may know better.

More on Germans, French and their African counterparts - Baherero; Baganda.

 I have not come across anything to suggest that my speculations in the blog "myshasheblog" about the Germans being Baherero and the French being Baganda are wrong. I am acutely aware that those nationalities know best who they are, even if it may have just been a hunch, until I wrote it.

I will therefore continue my best guess speculations until someone corrects me. It is known that ancient script often omitted vowels, especially at the end of words, as in Muslim, a Kalanga word which should correctly be read "Mu si lime". Well, similarly the German word "Herr" meaning "Mr" is not an abbreviation of "Herero", but the full word "Herero". That is how it should be read - Herero!

The WaTusi (Tutsis) of East Africa, being Hereros also, boast a capital city in Rwanda called "Chigali",  ordinarilly written "Kigali". This Kalanga word can mean "a village" from the Kalanga verb "Ku gala", or it can mean "a cooking pot". In the case of the Rwanda capital I believe it means the latter. In other words it points to the Baherero/Germans/Tutsis having been the workgroup tasked with producing cooking pots at Mapungubwe.

The French beret is one interesting head ware. Some Baganda live in a place called Mukono (Bull in Kalanga) in Uganda. The Tswana (Sumerian) word "Marete" means testicles. The French word "beret" could therefore indicate a grafting of a Tswana word onto a Kalanga stem "Be..." The Kalanga stem "Be.." means "Those of the...", as in "Be-ijing", meaning "Those of the ijing (water well)". The said grafting, which produces the word "beret" suggests that the beret was originally made by gouging out a bull's testicles from their leather enclosure, inserting a flat disk of the diameter of a human head into the leather "pouch" so obtained and proceeding with the usual leather processing techniques on the resultant "beret".

The above are just speculations - no offence, malice or vulgarity intended.   

Covid-19 vaccine: my post jab experiences

 I am not a scientist, let alone an immunology expert, but my personal experiences after getting the jab may help scientists unravel the blood clotting mystery, or so I hope! I got my first anti Covid-19 jab on an uneventful day about two weeks ago. When I got the jab, I had my face mask on, covering both my nose and mouth. One or two minutes later a sneeze, followed by a sudden flow of mucus started. I was under observation by the vaccinating crew. For a flitting moment the attendant health worker seemed concerned, but after a few more minutes her face relaxed, as I continued to swallow my mucus from under my mask, because I had nowhere else to spit it. After some five or ten minutes we were released, and advised not to drink alcohol for at least 24 hours.

The rest of the day I felt just fine. The following day I felt like I was about to catch a cold or flu. I knew that this was something to do with the vaccine because ever since I started wearing a face mask last year, I have never caught cold or flu. Now, this is important: as a rule, whenever I feel feverish or about to catch cold or flu, I resort to RESTING as a curative measure. So, I instinctively started  resting. The feverishness not only persisted, but got worse. I decided to contact a relative to find out how she was feeling, since she had also got the jab on the same day as me. She said she was fine. Being a medical person, she passed me information that proved vital to help me recover from my flu like symptoms. She said that she had decided to engage in physical activity to lessen the risk of blood clots, given the "not so healthy" state of her heart! This was like a bolt from the blue - I needed to do the opposite of what I normally do to overcome exactly the feeling that I was experiencing at the time. I needed to be active! But normally, if I become active when feeling the way I did, the "oncoming" flu or cold would get worse. I decided to give it a try; after all the person giving me the advice did not know how I normally tame my flu; and like I said she is a medical person.

I took an hour long walk during which I exercised every part of my body; swinging my arms and legs wildly as I walked along. To my shock the more I exercised the better I felt. After an hour I returned home. I have never felt the flu like discomfort again. Exercise cured the very feelings that I normally cure by NOT exercising! I do not know what would have happened if I had continued RESTING instead of vigorously exercising. Maybe I would have developed blood clots. Like I said, I am not a scientist. I am sure there are people out there who, like me are not aware that a vaccine jab, though causing the same feelings as the onset of flu, needs to be responded to in exactly the OPPOSITE manner to a flu onset. Just my two pennies worth.