Mission to Jupiter's moon Europa

 I did not know that the Americans were planning to send a probe to Europa. I would have suggested that they write "Mabuyani", meaning "Greetings" in Kalanga languguage, outside the probe. You see, Europa is best understood when said in Russian - Evropa. This is Kalanga language with Sumerian corruption. In Kalanga "Europa" is mispronunciation of  "I-be-lopa", literally meaning "Those of blood"; that is "blood relatives." So the Titans are telling us that their brethren live on Jupiter's icy moon.

I sure hope to be still alive in 2030 when the probe arrives. If not, well, just too bad! 

Ikalanga language: yours, mine and the gods'

 The reason why I will never stop fighting the Botswana government for their banning of my language, Kalanga, is because the language they would rather have us speak, their language, is just as foreign as, if not more foreign than, the English language. The Setswana language that they have declared a national language at the expense of my language is actually Sumerian language. In contrast Kalanga language is native to humanity because it is the language of the Anunnaki gold miners.

Take the moons of Saturn for example. At least two  of them have Kalanga names - Titan and Enceladus. Titan is ancient script, the final "a" is omitted . The correct pronunciation is Titana, meaning " (we) embarking". In other words the gods embarked on their crafts on Saturn's moon Titan to come to Earth. 

Enceladus starts with the "E" just as Egypt. So I'll write it as "I" just as in Zulu. Enceladus becomes I-nchela-dusa, also written as I-ntjela-dusa. Ku chela means to scoop (water). Ku dusa means "to take out" or to extract. So the name of Saturn's moon Enceladus refers to the high plumes of water splashing from the surface of Enceladus. So, through the medium of Kalanga you can see that the gods reside on Titana, the very cold moon of Saturn. As for the clouds of Titan being methane clouds, in my view that only goes to show that life does not need as much oxygen as we have here on earth to survive.

I am neither a scientist nor a chemist, but I get surprised when people say that cow fart causes green house effect through the gas methane. If methane is such a consequential cause of  the green house effect on earth, how come Titan, where there are seas of liquid methane, and where it rains methane; how come it's so cold there?

It was originally, a Kalanga world

Many Kalanga words are unrecognizable today because ancient script is no longer read as it should. Take the Egyptian capital for example - "Ka-Ilo" which is now written as Cairo. Ilo, also written as "El" was "the lord"; that being the ruling Anunnaki. For some Ilo was Enlil while in Egypt Ilo was Enki. The Kalanga "e" was pronounced as in Russia today - ye. It is for this reason that the name "Mandela" is written correctly, but pronounced incorrectly today. The correct pronunciation is "Mand-ye-la". 

The shepherds of the middle east are incorrectly named today. The word "Bedouin" should be pronounced "Bedhuni". Dhuni in Kalanga is the mortar in which corn/grain is ground. Duni la kuku means Grandma's dhuni. The Bedouin used to make these mortars while they were looking after their flocks. They would then come into the cities when they had sizable stocks of "matuni" (many dhunis) to sell. That's how they were referred to as "Bedhuni".     

Earth's statisticians

 Greeks (Bayela) are more than just measurers. They are enumerators, quantifiers, you name it. Their Kalanga group identity is known as "Haba-ngana" meaning "How many are these ones?" Their core activity of course is "ku yela", meaning "to measure". Names that they give to their kids are usually in line with measuring. Such Kalanga names as Eleni (meaning "do measure"), Ma-ndi-ela (aka Mandela, meaning "you have measured me") are typical Bayela names.

The one thing I find odd is that the Greek alphabet (aka the Kalanga alphabet) does not seem to include the best numerals. The best numerals, if today's widespread use is anything to go by, are the Arabic numerals. I have not been able to figure out why anyone would have numerals that are easier or more suitable for statistics that earth's statisticians.

London - a Kalanga exclamation/statement!

 The English are the workgroup that the Anunnaki assigned to nursing. In Kalanga they are known as Bayengi/Baengi.

The Kalanga infinitive verb "ku dana" means "to call", as in "to call the children in when a storm threatens", or "to call your daughter Marie Antoinette", or for that matter, a search party "calling" out the name of a lost hiker in the forest!.

In a Kalanga-speaking hospital setting, assume that you are the doctor, the expert. At the origin of man the experts were the Anunnaki, of course. If a nurse comes running and says to you "lo ndana", that means "it is calling him/her". The "it" could be the burial hole or the funeral pyre. In other words in such a setting "lo ndana" means "he/she is critically ill".

It is a long shot but I believe that LONDON is a Kalanga exclamation "lo ndana! (ilo gomba kene ilo bibi)".

Moscow - another Kalanga name, I believe!

 Russians are Bakhurutshe; that has been sufficiently established not to warrant too much further explanation, save to say that they are the human workgroup established by the Anunnaki first, to gather tree bark to make ropes with, and ultimately to supervise all gold mining operations. It is for this reason that the Russian word for gold is the original Kalanga name for same - zolota. If you look up the Russian word for gold on the Internet and find "zoloto" don't be alarmed because the final "o" simply expresses the neuter gender of the word, and is pronounced as an "a" anyway!

And so as the mining supervisors, the Bakhurutshe had to enforce discipline among the miners NOT TO NICK/PILFER GOLD. The Kalanga infinitive verb "ku koba" means "to disburse" or "to share out". The phrase "Mu si kobe" means "Do not disburse". The word "Moscow" or "Moskva" is a corruption of the Kalanga phrase "Mu si kobe (zolota)", which phrase means "Do not disburse/share out (gold)".

I welcome any corrections or suggestions by those who may know better.

More on Germans, French and their African counterparts - Baherero; Baganda.

 I have not come across anything to suggest that my speculations in the blog "myshasheblog" about the Germans being Baherero and the French being Baganda are wrong. I am acutely aware that those nationalities know best who they are, even if it may have just been a hunch, until I wrote it.

I will therefore continue my best guess speculations until someone corrects me. It is known that ancient script often omitted vowels, especially at the end of words, as in Muslim, a Kalanga word which should correctly be read "Mu si lime". Well, similarly the German word "Herr" meaning "Mr" is not an abbreviation of "Herero", but the full word "Herero". That is how it should be read - Herero!

The WaTusi (Tutsis) of East Africa, being Hereros also, boast a capital city in Rwanda called "Chigali",  ordinarilly written "Kigali". This Kalanga word can mean "a village" from the Kalanga verb "Ku gala", or it can mean "a cooking pot". In the case of the Rwanda capital I believe it means the latter. In other words it points to the Baherero/Germans/Tutsis having been the workgroup tasked with producing cooking pots at Mapungubwe.

The French beret is one interesting head ware. Some Baganda live in a place called Mukono (Bull in Kalanga) in Uganda. The Tswana (Sumerian) word "Marete" means testicles. The French word "beret" could therefore indicate a grafting of a Tswana word onto a Kalanga stem "Be..." The Kalanga stem "Be.." means "Those of the...", as in "Be-ijing", meaning "Those of the ijing (water well)". The said grafting, which produces the word "beret" suggests that the beret was originally made by gouging out a bull's testicles from their leather enclosure, inserting a flat disk of the diameter of a human head into the leather "pouch" so obtained and proceeding with the usual leather processing techniques on the resultant "beret".

The above are just speculations - no offence, malice or vulgarity intended.